Test your knowledge of safer sex and related matters by trying this quiz compiled by Jamie Taylor of GayMenFightingAids. All you need to do is choose your answer, than see how well you've done by pressing the Get Score button.

1. How can you recognise better condoms for anal sex?
It feels like you've put your dick in a wellington boot
The British standard kite mark
Lots of bobbly bits and it tastes of Philadelphia

2. What's the quickest way to burst a condom without using anything harder than your dick?
Banging like a barn door in a gale
Using too small a size
Use an oil-based lubricant

3. What was the first AIDS service organisation in the UK?
GMFA
The Conservative Party
The Terrence Higgins Trust

4. In 1987 the Mayor of New York proposed that foreign tourists be forced to undergo a blood test including HIV before entering the city. To whom de he offer an exemption?
Mother Theresa
The Pope
President Mitterand

5. When did the UK government first deliver a leaflet a leaflet with AIDS information to every house in the country?
May 1985
October 1986
January 1987

6. Which British politician is reputed to have said during the planning of the first AIDS education campaign "Oral sex? I didn't know you could get it from talking dirty"?
Norman Fowler
Edwina Curry
Margaret Thatcher

7. What is a T-Cell?
Something animators draw on
Another name for a teabag
A type of white blood cell

8. Approximately how many condoms and information packs do GMFA give out in a year on Hampstead Heath?
50,000
100,000
200,000

9. What three chemicals play an important role in the lifecycle of HIV?
E, alcohol and testosterone
Protease, integrase and reverse transcriptase
Foundation, mascara and lippy

10. What proportion of UK HIV infections are thought to be due to sex between men?
11%
19%
61%

11. In a recent anonymous survey at a London clinic, what proportion of gay men tested HIV positive?
1 in 100
1 in 10
1 in 5

12. What does a red hanky signify?
Fucking
Fisting
Felching

13. What does a fuschia hanky signify?
Shrimping
Sucking
Spanking

14. What does a yellow hanky signify?
Water sports
Wanking
Whipping

15. We all know VVVWE in a contact ad means "liar" but what does CBT stand for?
Cash Before Trade
Can't Be Topped
Cock and Ball Torture

Score =
Correct answers:

YOUR RESULTS:

0% - 10%:
Come on, be serious. The questions are not that hard,
so why are you getting all tied up in knots?
11% - 30%:
Look, I'm sure you can do better than this.
31% - 50%:
Not bad, but have another go anyway.
51% - 75%:
Hey that's better. You're obviously trying.
75% - 99%:
Magic. Can I be your boyfriend?.
100%:
What a stonker of a score! Well done. You are clearly on the ball. What a shame we don't offer any prizes

 

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