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Gigli
Movie Rating: Awful |
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Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck), a dumb mob thug, kidnaps a young kid with a
nonspecific mental illness (Justin Bartha) in an extortion plot. Ricki (Jennifer
Lopez), a beautiful lesbian and a thug herself, is sent in by the mob boss to
help Gigli keep the kid under wraps.
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Naturally, Affleck wants her, and in this
Bizarro World, all it takes to turn her into a heavy-breathing Ben-worshipper
are his flexed pecs and displays of good-hearted idiocy.
In fact, his therapeutic effect on her is so great that even the
kidnappee's explosive Tourette's-like profanity and mental illness are
pretty much cleared up by film's end, as the three form a cute little family.
Yes, it's that kind of bad, with a go-nowhere script and quotably awful dialogue.
Ben and Jen may have found love on the set, but audiences will be searching for
the emergency exits.
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Jennifer Lopez. © 2003 Columbia Pictures.
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