 | PISCES February 19 - March 20 Deep, deep in the murkiest depths of your soul - like some subaquatic creature - there is a profound revelation offering both illumination and shock. Take time out for quiet meditation to get more enlightenment - and to get burned less. Your lucky day is Monday. |
 | ARIES March 21 - April 20 Let one of your more spiritual friends take you to church, synagogue, mosque, Wiccan circle, seance, or whatever. It won't lead you to any conversion, but you will gain new perspectives so that you can reconsider your ideals. Your lucky day is Tuesday. |
 | TAURUS April 21 - May 21 What does "success" really mean to you? Think about it long and hard, and the answer may surprise you. A shock from your boss is likely to be a blessing in disguise. Be ready for new opportunities in unexpected directions. Your lucky day is Sunday. |
 | GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Your mouth is likely to get you into trouble, but you're used to that. Try keeping your ears and mind open, instead of your mouth, and what you stand to learn can start you thinking in radically new ways. Your lucky day is Friday. |
 | CANCER June 22 - July 22 This is a great time to explore new erotic adventures, and all kinds of barriers can fall. Double-check your safety precautions - from condoms to safe words. Don't be shy; just be careful! Your lucky day is Tuesday. |
 | LEO July 23 - August 23 Recent weirdness in your relationship - or about not having one - is coming to a head. It's time to get clear about what's going on. Even if things get briefly ugly, they will improve in the long run. Your lucky day is Thursday. |
 | VIRGO August 24 - September 23 See a doctor, acupuncturist, or other health practitioner right now. There's probably nothing seriously wrong, but any lingering - or normally invisible - problems are now easiest to identify and solve. Your lucky day is Monday. |
 | LIBRA September 24 - October 23 Take in the strangest show you can find. Open your mind to consider the most preposterous artistic notions you can expose yourself to, and find your own creative abilities stimulated in directions that will amaze you. Your lucky day is Friday. |
 | SCORPIO October 24 - November 22 If your home life was ever normal, it won't be now. Plumbing, foundations, and parents can offer very rude surprises, but they're easier to deal with now than later. Community involvement offers unusual rewards. Your lucky day is Wednesday. |
 | SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 21 Your mouth is further ahead of your brain than usual, and your brain seems to be meandering along some very odd paths. Enjoy whimsy, magic, music, and art; leave any mathematical or logical efforts for later. Your lucky day is Saturday. |
 | CAPRICORN December 22 - January 20 You like your accounts in perfect order, but they rarely work out so well. Any glitches and surprises become clearer now, probably with happy outcome. Rethinking your priorities can also turn up some interesting twists. Your lucky day is Thursday. |
 | AQUARIUS January 21 - February 18 Your favorite hobby, re-inventing yourself, suddenly presents a crisis with startling possibilities, as it collides against your highest ideal, self-awareness. Letting go of control and admitting what you don't know - your two least favorite things to do - open you up to greater knowledge. Your lucky day is Tuesday. |
| PISCES February 19 - March 20 Deep, deep in the murkiest depths of your soul - like some subaquatic creature - there is a profound revelation offering both illumination and shock. Take time out for quiet meditation to get more enlightenment - and to get burned less. Your lucky day is Monday. |