It's white, hot, and sticky. And some guys love it - really, really love it.
Yep, it's jizz, spooge, spunk, sperm, baby batter, man juice, love cream, semen. And while a cum shot is always welcome
after a hard night in bed, some fellas just totally fetishise the stuff.
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It's not that hard to understand. Semen's the product of lust, produced at a moment
of high excitement. Drenched with DNA, it's a salty-sweet souvenir of a sex partner,
a liquid gift that - unlike many tricks - sticks around, at least on unlaundered sheets.
Some liquid-loving guys long to have their eager faces dripping with streams of semen.
Others prefer a bigger bath, having their bodies awash in a sea of warm juices. "I'm a
real cum whore," says one man, proudly. "I just can't get enough. Squat over me, let
it fly, cover my chest with it, and I'm happy."
While most of us wipe and shower spooge off, others prefer to let it dry, as a crusty
reminder of orgasms past. "There's nothing better," avers the self-described cum whore,
"than waking up and looking down at the traces of another man's pleasure." The quest
for cum can even be a long-distance pursuit; one online cruiser asks men he has cybersex
with to jack off into a condom and mail him the captured spunk.
And then there are those who are into consuming cream. Plenty of men swallow jizz like
it's the last drop of water in a sizzling desert. "I'm always thirsty," says
one, "for a protein shake." Risky? Well, sucking (or getting sucked) can pass on
sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea and syphilis. But oral-sex HIV infection
is rare, most likely occurring through breaks in the gums or mucus membrane. Unfortunately,
as we all know, spooge up the butt is a lot more perilous, a major route of HIV transmission.
"I'd love to get screwed without a rubber," a horny-but-conscientious guy says. "The idea
of having my hole filled with another man's sperm really excites me. But things are
what they are, and I've gotta play safe."
As common as cum worship may be, some people treat the sticky stuff as though it's a
sacred relic. Many of us have been known to inhale the scent of a well-soaked Kleenex
after a buddy has left. But some go beyond that. "I've asked boyfriends to give me a
pair of briefs they've shot off into repeatedly," proclaims a Calvins collector. "Then when
I'm jacking off, I stick my face in them and sniff." Some sprightly hunks have even
turned the used-underwear kink into a cottage industry, selling their stiffened
jockstraps on their websites.
Other men are even more devoted spooge collectors. "I know of a guy who keeps little
labeled plastic baggies of his tricks' spunk," attests one fellow. "It sounds like an
urban legend, maybe, but it's not. I've seen his collection. Of course, the stuff gets
pretty funky-looking after a while, but that doesn't seem to bother him."
It’s safe to say that many of us queer men love semen - if not its taste, its smell;
or if not its smell, its texture. At least we love its appearance. But there are those
aficionados who, in the manner of fetishists everywhere, make their kink the focus of
their affections, instead of their partner as a whole. Should you be one of those
fetishistic fellows in hot pursuit of the gooey grail - whether you're into kneeling in front
of a glory hole and being fed anonymous loads, or you're stocking a museum of cum-filled vials
in your freezer - rest assured that you're not alone.
You're just more than a little kinky for cum.
Simon Sheppard
Now here's your chance to meet the man behind this column. OutUK has an interview with Simon Sheppard or you can take a look at some of his books that are currently available:
Looking for something very sexy and just as smart? Man on Man collects the best and hottest gay sex writing by Simon, who is also
co-editor of Rough Stuff: Tales of Gay Men, Sex, and
Power as well as a collection of gay erotica called
Hotter Than Hell.
In KINKORAMA : Dispatches from the Front Lines of Perversion he takes readers behind the unmarked doors and black vinyl curtains that lead to the sometimes shocking, often hilarious, relentlessly arousing scenarios of extreme sex. There
are also stories of bears in Tales from the Bear Cult: Beat Bear Stories from the Best Magazines.
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