That's not true, of course; plenty of guys prefer men with
average-or-smaller
endowments. But it's safe to say there are two kinds of guys who say
they
have huge dicks: they're either liars or men with Guinness-astonishing,
butt-busting cocks. Is a love of size greedy and superficial? One
size-seeker
says no: "I just love a really big piece of hard meat, the thicker the
better. It's a natural wonder, like the Grand Canyon."
There is, of course, the question of just what to do with that guy in a
thousand who really does have ten inches or more. After all, the Grand
Canyon
won't fit up your butt. (Though, with relaxation and practice, even the
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Still, there's a common assumption that bigger really is better; how else to explain
the unending stream of penis-enlargement spam that floods our e-mail accounts? No matter how
irrational it may be, most of us gay men, those of us with less-than-huge
jimmies, can't help but envy the astonishingly hung. Sure, that extra
inch or three doesn't equate to super-masculinity; there are plenty of femmy
guys with dangling dongs. Still, when you look at a horse-hung man, mere
rationality fails. Thick, veiny, and really big - who wouldn't want a
piece of that?
And what about the owners of major meat? The late porn actor Scott
O'Hara, known for having "The Biggest Dick in San Francisco," took it all with
a grain of salt, often bemoaning the fact that most guys, upon viewing
his endowment, refused to treat him like the bottom he was. Still, he
managed to found a career in part on his talent for self-sucking a shaft that
began where most guys' ended.
Jonah Falcon is hung even bigger, a man with a humongous piece,
documented at a mind-boggling 13-plus inches. "I'm longer than my forearm, thicker
than my wrist," he says, and photos bear him out. He has, somehow, managed to
live with his blessings and cope with his admirers. "I enjoy having my ego
stroked sometimes. I like complimentary talk during sex, so long as it's
sincere, but that's only during sex."
Obviously, most of us would like to be approached as more than just a
piece of meat, at least usually. So how does Jonah deal with men who are
hunting inches? "Actually, I usually try to seek out size queens a bit, because
a lot of guys don't want to attempt to let me fuck them," he says. "So I
usually try for guys who find my size a turn-on and love the rest of me, too."
And perhaps that's the most important thing. Sure, it's nice to be
objectified every once in a while, but a big dick isn't an accomplishment, it's a
genetic gift. In our bigger-is-better culture of triple cheeseburgers and
big-as-a-house 4WDs, tree-trunk cocks fill most of us with awe. But
they may not be a total life-transforming blessing for those who are immensely
hung. (For one thing, try and find a jockstrap that fits....)
And as for the rest of us, the less than spectacularly gifted? Well,
take heart. As the old song says, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion."
Simon Sheppard
Now here's your chance to meet the man behind this column. OutUK has an interview with Simon Sheppard or you can take a look at some of his books that are currently available:
Looking for something very sexy and just as smart? Man on Man collects the best and hottest gay sex writing by Simon, who is also
co-editor of Rough Stuff: Tales of Gay Men, Sex, and
Power as well as a collection of gay erotica called
Hotter Than Hell.
In KINKORAMA : Dispatches from the Front Lines of Perversion he takes readers behind the unmarked doors and black vinyl curtains that lead to the sometimes shocking, often hilarious, relentlessly arousing scenarios of extreme sex. There
are also stories of bears in Tales from the Bear Cult: Beat Bear Stories from the Best Magazines.
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