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OutUK's Adrian Gillan hunts down horny Herrs in Hamburg, Germany’s second
city, in the run up to June's Pride celebrations.
Birthplace of Brahms and launch pad of The Beatles, Hamburg is Germany’s understated
city of wealth. It's greener and cleaner than either Berlin or Munich, although much
of its history was firebombed by us during the war.
GAY DISTRICTS
Hamburg boasts not just one gay
scene but two - make that three. So you’ll have to decide which one’s yours on any
given night.
The biggest and most central is in the old St Georg district just to
the east of the main station where rail connections come in from the airport. Most
gay venues here are along, just off or in between two main streets called Lange
Reihe and Steindamm.
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A beer and a mouthful of German sausage is well worth the cost of the flight to Hamburg.
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The Lange Reihe is a long, narrow road full of small cafés and boutiques. There
is no shortage of inexpensive gay-run eateries. Rustic and basic Café Uhrlaub
offers simple fodder in slightly cramp surroundings.
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Rather more stylish and atmospheric is the lovely deco-chic Café Gnosa with its amazing selection of
cakes and a fine array of fit and friendly waiters - very laid back and the perfect
place to while away and dream.
Bistro des Artistes is a trendier eatery just around
the corner although its menu is a little limited and it feels a bit like a retro
80s wine bar.
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The Cafe Gnosa is a great place to relax and meet the locals
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CLUBS & BARS
But if it’s gay bars you want, try the real thing. Tusculum is a very popular
watering hole near the station where thirsty queers hoard its bar ‘in the round’ -
an interesting mix of drunken bores, young cutsies and glamorous dykes. By contrast,
La Strada a few streets away is a friendly community men’s hub of a pub that does
not shy away from cheese. However, even its kitsch factor pales beside nearby
Rendezvous where a merry older crowd often stagger around grunting cheerily doing
the conga.
And now: for something cruisier? Check out the Thomaskellar, a few doors down,
in a cosy basement not short of boys. Or indeed, you can easily find fast love
at a price at Romeo – one of several ‘hustler bars’ of the sort we don’t find
here in the UK.
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But if you like your men free - apart from the door charge and the drinks - there
are lots of fetish bars in town. Strictly Men is a leather club, although not so
hard as it sounds. Black is a labyrinth likewise for leather but with some SM
thrown in. And there’s always Tom’s Saloon, a basement cruise bar on Pulverteich
just off Steindamm where almost any code goes away a load or two lighter. Tom of Finland
was a regular and the bar has been named after him. It's also home of the annual Hamburg Leatherparty
which takes place this August.
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If you are yourself young or in search of youth, you need only stagger upstairs
from Tom’s into PIT – a popular, if small, gay club where chicken and bunnies abound.
The music doesn’t quite know what it is and thereby pleases no one in particular
but the young’ns still make the most of it.
SAUNAS
And there are some nice surprises to be had over the road at the spacious, clean
and attractive Dragon Sauna - one of the best designed I’ve encountered on all
my global trots. Unusually laid-out sauna, steam room, Jacuzzi and cabins - complete
with dishy guys - make this a must-have German gem.
Boy toy shops surround you on Steindamm, peddling the usual videos and mags, plus
the continental penchant for porn cinemas and private cabins for hire. If that’s
you’re thing, check out any of Dolly Buster, Mystery Hall, New Man or Sparta.
They’re all much of a muchness.
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We can recommend Hotel Königshof on Pulverteich to lay your queery head – clean,
spacious, stylish and modern with generous breakfasts. And so central - in the
heart of the main gay quarter! You can reserve a room using our online Bookings service
by clicking the Bookings logo below.
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Hamburg's gushing out all over.
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GO WEST
There is a smaller and more mixed gay district over to the west at St Pauli, about
15 minutes away by rail. Piccadilly is a unique and comfy pub that looks like it’s
in someone’s front room and is packed with coffee pots from around the world.
Wunderbar is this area’s bar-cum-club where the cutsies hang out, but in such numbers
of a weekend eve there’s no room to fall over, let alone dance. Men’s Heaven is
St Pauli’s new sauna and you’ll find the same sex shops as were over on Steindamm -
exactly the same.
Also worth mentioning - if only for the change of scenery - is the small ‘village’
up towards the City Park, beyond the lakes. Olli’s Downtown Bar & Bistro is
a pleasant dining bar and bistro and Feelgood has a young and friendly LGB crowd - all things
to all queers with its bar, restaurant, community resource and club. And seeing
as you’re there, check out the Blind Garden in the City Park early evening or
weekend afternoons. Turn left out of Borgweg metro staying on that side of the
road and cross straight over at the cross-roads, entering the park on the corner
where the small wooden sign says Blindgarten. This sunken garden is just behind
the pavilion facing you and you'll find action in the bushes all around.
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THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
ST GEORG: THE EAST VILLAGE
Café Uhrlaub (Lange Reihe 63; T: 0049 40 280 26 24)
Café Gnosa (Lange Reihe 93; T: 0049 40 24 30 24)
Bistro des Artistes (Schmilinskystr 19; T: 0049 40 24 60 83)
Tusculum (Kreuzweg 6; T: 0049 40 280 36 06)
La Strada (Rostocker Str 8; T: 0049 040 410 940 13)
Thomaskellar (Rostocker Str 14; T: 0049 40 280 530 24)
Rendezvous (Pulverteich 18; T: 0049 40 280 514 37)
Romeo (Zimmerpforte 2; T: 0049 40 280 17 38)
Strictly Men (Danziger Str 51; T: 0049 40 280 25 12)
Black (Danziger Str 21; T: 0049 40 24 08 04)
Tom’s Saloon (Pulverteich 17; T: 0049 40 280 30 56) Website
PIT (Pulverteich 17; T: 0049 40 280 30 56) Website
Dragon Sauna (Pulverteich 37; T: 0049 40 24 05 14)
Dolly Buster (Steindamm 24)
Mystery Hall (Steindamm 26)
New Man (Steindamm 16-22)
Sparta (Lange Reihe 93)
Hotel Königshof (Pulverteich 18; 0049 40 28 40 74 0;) Website
ST PAULI: THE WEST VILLAGE
Piccadilly (Sibersacktweite 1; T: 0049 40 319 24 74)
Wunderbar (Talstr 14; T: 0049 40 317 44 44)
Men’s Heaven (Talstr 10-12; T: 0049 40 31 79 37 27)
Dolly Buster (Reeperbahn 61)
Mystery Hall (Talstr 3-4)
New Man (Reeperbahn 63)
Sparta (Talstr 18)
CITY PARK: THE NORTH VILLAGE
Olli’s Downtown Bar & Bistro (Hofweg 98; T: 0049 40 22 71 78 51)
Feelgood (Borgweg 8; T: 0049 40 27 87 78 01)
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